Monday, April 26, 2010

What's Labour Got in Common with Elvis?

Charlotte Gore puts it very well:

Yesterday’s frankly cringeworthy Elvis stunt (their Elvis impersonator sang, “A little less conversation, A little more action please” without any hint of irony) may prove to be surprisingly apt:

Labour, it seems, is going to die sat on a toilet with its pants round its ankles, blowing a blood vessel trying to poo out a stubborn, rock like turd that’s been lodged up their colon for the last few years: Gordon Brown.

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Sunday, April 25, 2010

Soaring House Prices = Good News According to Sunday Express

You know a paper is full of the brown stuff when you get a headline like "House Prices Soar by 10%: Latest figures reveals good news across UK."If you didn't know anyway.

Never mind the fact that house prices are still way over the odds of what is affordable. Couldn't help but mutter unpleasantries when I saw it at the newsagent.

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