If you stop reading, you won't learn nothing.
Gacked from my gacking uncle
since sleep isn't going to happen this hour.
If you think that sentence barely makes sense now, imagine what it would have sounded like 5 years ago...
ABC of me.
A - Accent: Have been mistaken for Australian and South African on occasion. But to those without something in their ear it's thorough Hampshire.
B - Breakfast Item: Branflakes.
C - Chore you hate: In a fiercely fought competition, I'd have to say the litter box would be the winner.
D - Dad's Name: Vincent Garth
E - Essential everyday item: Going to have to say an underwear. Sorts the flying aqua badgers from the regular kind.
F - Flavour ice cream: cookie dough
G - Gold or Silver?: Gold. Aim high ladies and gents.
H - Hometown: Andover
I - Insomnia: Check the time this baby publishes and if you got here I'm going to imagine you read the first line.
J - Job Title: Online & Pricing Analyst. Need one?
K - Kids: Not today.
L - Living arrangements: Top floor 'gallery' flat. I'll scan a Mind Map if you want to see me arty.
M - Mum's birthplace: Winchester, Hampshire
N - Number of significant others you've had: 1 (no insignificants, not my style)
O - Overnight hospital stays: Family stories have it that I was quite the stubborn git and refused to take in air when I first had the opportunity. So those 1 or 2 days nearly 24 years ago.
P - Phobia: Fearing.
Q - Queer: Strange quirks, known to mince without dancing, but not a homosexual.
R - Religious Affiliation: None to any organised religion. Death will not be the end of me.
S - Siblings: 1 younger brother (who's off to Exeter to read maths like his brother should have five years ago). Now I'm Open University the aim is to graduate together in 2009!
T - Time you wake up: around 5:15 - 5:30 a.m Sunday to Friday.
U - Unnatural hair colours you've had: I'm all natural
V - Vegetable you refuse to eat: Vegetables are fine, it's the dodgy fruits that catch me out.
W - Worst habit: Irregular blogging. If you want to know whether I scratch my balls then sniff my fingers then I don't want to tell you...
X - X-rays you've had: I get to see my skull at the dentist. Other than that, they kindly tell me I have to break something first, or lie about breaking something. Not really a fan of either and I have no more desire to see inside of me than you do.
Y - Yummy: Too easy. (Oh, I'm not thinking of food)
Z - Zodiac sign: A well balanced Libra. Equal bouts of manic and calm.
Thoughts of a temporary insomniac.