Sunday, April 30, 2006

When Genetics Fail You, Adapt Your Environment

If there are two detrimental qualities I have inherited from my genes they would be hairiness and a mildly addictive nature. Thankfully, as well as genetics, the man I am today is also shaped by the environment I place myself in.

So environmental cure to ailment one is to be in the presence of razors and clippers. Resulting in the clean shaven, crop haired gent on the left. Only the eyebrows give away what happens when untamed.
And, to ailment two, keep out of bookshops and Games Workshop stores.

When on the web I look to Lee Hopkins' mischievous sense of humour to keep the good feelings going. I thought they were on the way out when there was a long string of posts of a darker nature appearing in my feed reader: Despairing state of Employee Comms, Alan Jenkins Vs Steve Crescenzo, poor performing offline blog editors, Stumpette Vs Shel Holtz...

Thankfully, a return to his light-hearted roots seems on the way with his recent posting I heard you were great in bed... Funny.

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1 Comments:

Anonymous Lee said...

G'day Dan,

Thanks for the flattering remarks.

In fact, just today I was putting down on paper what I'd possibly include in my FIR report for next week, and one of the topics is about that very issue.

My concern is that I now have to be less flippant and more 'full juice content' if I'm not to cause a mass exodus of all the people I have just mass-migrated.

I *think* I have a solution, but I will leave that teaser with you (tee hee) until you hear the report next Monday...

May 03, 2006 2:54 PM  

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